{"product_id":"closer-to-eternal-darkness-birthday-card-8805","title":"Closer To Eternal Darkness Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThree children, a lit birthday cake, and Death waiting quietly at the back.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- split --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStyled as a 1970s children's annual: LET'S CELEBRATE arches across the top in wobbly yellow retro lettering, streamers hang overhead, and three kids in party hats grin around an iced cake while one blows a party horn.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBehind them, entirely unbothered, stands the Grim Reaper with a scythe in one hand and an hourglass in the other. The strip along the bottom explains everything: One year closer to eternal darkness. Browse the rest of our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/greeting-cards\" title=\"Browse Greetings Cards at Contempo\"\u003egreetings cards range\u003c\/a\u003e, or find a present to go with it in our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/birthday-gifts\" title=\"Birthday Gift Ideas at Contempo\"\u003ebirthday gifts\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetro 1970s annual cover artwork\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGrim Reaper lurking with an hourglass\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCoral pink envelope included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions: A6 - 10.5cm x 14.8cm\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the friend who finds birthdays funnier than most.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Ohh Deer","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55458588754305,"sku":"SRHGC8805","price":3.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0074\/4908\/3971\/files\/SRHGC8805-Eternal-Darkness_RGB_WEB.jpg?v=1774267740","url":"https:\/\/www.contempo.pro\/products\/closer-to-eternal-darkness-birthday-card-8805","provider":"Contempo","version":"1.0","type":"link"}