{"product_id":"disappointing-greeting-card-9237","title":"Wait Till You See Your Present Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA card that sets expectations low, then cheerfully lowers them again.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- split --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe front reads, in plain black capitals: IF YOU THINK THIS CARD'S DISAPPOINTING, WAIT TILL YOU SEE YOUR PRESENT. No illustration, no flourish, just the setup and the payoff on a calm grey panel inside a white border.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt works best handed over with something genuinely lovely, so the joke lands as a bluff. Browse the rest of our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/greeting-cards\" title=\"Browse Greetings Cards at Contempo\"\u003egreetings cards range\u003c\/a\u003e, or find a present worth undercutting in our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/birthday-gifts\" title=\"Birthday Gift Ideas at Contempo\"\u003ebirthday gifts\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlack capitals on a soft grey panel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSets up and knocks down in one line\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRecycled kraft envelope included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions: A6 - 10.5cm x 14.8cm\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBest given with a gift that proves you wrong.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Ohh Deer","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55458593636737,"sku":"BDGC9237","price":3.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0074\/4908\/3971\/files\/BDGC9237.jpg?v=1774267832","url":"https:\/\/www.contempo.pro\/products\/disappointing-greeting-card-9237","provider":"Contempo","version":"1.0","type":"link"}