{"product_id":"fell-out-of-a-vagina-greeting-card-2941","title":"Fell Out Of A Vagina Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHand lettering, one party popper, and absolutely nowhere to hide.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- split --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe front reads ANOTHER 365 DAYS SINCE YOU FELL OUT OF A VAGINA across three lines of wobbly hand-drawn capitals, with HOORAY!! sitting on its own near the bottom. That is the entire message and it does not soften on the way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBetween the two lines a small party popper goes off, streamers and dots flicking out in teal and burnt orange, the only colour on an otherwise plain white card. Browse the rest of our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/greeting-cards\" title=\"Browse Greetings Cards at Contempo\"\u003egreetings cards range\u003c\/a\u003e, or dig through our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/grown-up-gifts\" title=\"Grown-Up Gifts at Contempo\"\u003egrown-up gifts\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand-drawn lettering on plain white card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmall party popper in teal and orange\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRecycled kraft envelope included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions: A6 - 10.5cm x 14.8cm\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the friend who will laugh, not gasp.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Ohh Deer","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55458598584705,"sku":"SGS-GC-002-A6","price":3.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0074\/4908\/3971\/files\/fell_out_of_a_vagina.jpg?v=1785520573","url":"https:\/\/www.contempo.pro\/products\/fell-out-of-a-vagina-greeting-card-2941","provider":"Contempo","version":"1.0","type":"link"}