{"product_id":"i-drank-your-present-greeting-card-9611","title":"I Drank Your Present Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTwo sentences, no illustration, and no intention of apologising.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- split --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe whole front is given over to bold black capitals on a flat teal panel: I DRANK YOUR PRESENT. ANY OTHER QUESTIONS? The full stop after PRESENT is doing a great deal of work.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA crisp white border frames the panel and the envelope is recycled kraft. There is nothing else on it at all, which is exactly why it lands. Browse the rest of our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/greeting-cards\" title=\"Browse Greetings Cards at Contempo\"\u003egreetings cards range\u003c\/a\u003e, or dig through our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/novelty\" title=\"Novelty Gift Ideas at Contempo\"\u003enovelty gifts\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold black capitals on a flat teal panel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwo lines, one confession, no apology\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRecycled kraft envelope included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions: A6 - 10.5cm x 14.8cm\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the friend who will absolutely believe it.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Ohh Deer","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55458593243521,"sku":"BDGC9611","price":3.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0074\/4908\/3971\/files\/BDGC9611-I-Drank-Your-Present_RGB_WEB.jpg?v=1785864865","url":"https:\/\/www.contempo.pro\/products\/i-drank-your-present-greeting-card-9611","provider":"Contempo","version":"1.0","type":"link"}