{"product_id":"i-made-it-with-my-bum-square-greeting-card-877","title":"I Made It With My Bum Square Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA spider, delighted with its web, explaining how it was made.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- split --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA hand-drawn web fills the top left corner of the card with one loose thread trailing down and away across the white. Below it sits a small round black spider with a tidy smile and eight scribbled legs, thoroughly pleased with itself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA red line runs from the spider up to the words I MADE IT WITH MY BUM, which is both childish and, in fairness to the spider, entirely accurate. Browse the rest of our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/greeting-cards\" title=\"Browse Greetings Cards at Contempo\"\u003egreetings cards range\u003c\/a\u003e, or dig through our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/novelty\" title=\"Novelty Gift Ideas at Contempo\"\u003enovelty gifts\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand-drawn spider web in black ink\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmiling spider with a red speech line\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRed and white striped envelope included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions: Square - 15cm x 15cm\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBiologically sound, which somehow makes it worse.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Ohh Deer","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55458600518017,"sku":"GEMMA-GC-010-SQ","price":3.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0074\/4908\/3971\/files\/GEMMA-GC-010-SQ_jpg.jpg?v=1785865300","url":"https:\/\/www.contempo.pro\/products\/i-made-it-with-my-bum-square-greeting-card-877","provider":"Contempo","version":"1.0","type":"link"}